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Ekk tha lakadhaara

Ekk tha lakdhara
Jangl jata
Lakdiyan kat ta
Phir
Shahar ake
Unhen bechta

Kisi tarha
Ekk june k khane ka jugad ho pata

To
Dheere dheere
Uski kulhadi bhi bhodhri(bina dhar ki)ho chali

Paise bachte tab to dhar lgti

To
Lakdi kaatne mein bhi jiyada mehnat lgti
20 baar kulhadi lgti
Tab jake kahin ekk aadh lkdi kat ti

Bda pareshaan tha

Uske ghar k pass hi ekk nai(baal kaatne waala)rehta tha

Usne us se puchha
Dost,apne ustrey(jis se nai shave karta hai logon ki) ko dhaardaar kaise bnaate ho?

Nai muskuraya,bola
Nadi se pathar maang k laata hoon,ustra ragdta hoon,bas

Lakdhare ko yeh baat samajh aayi

To agle din
Woh nadi ko gya
Pahuch k bola

Ndi maa,pathar de,kulhadi tez karni hai

Nadi ne use ekk patthar dia
Aur
Wahi kinare aam k ped ki jadd pe pattar tika k
Nadi k pani mein paanv tika k
Kulhadi ki dhaar tez karne lga

Achaanak........
:)
Ekk machhli tairti huyi aayi
Uske pair se takraayi
Lakakdhare ko lga
Koi saanp hai
Woh ghabra gya
Kulhadi uske haath se chhut gyi

Kulhaadi ped se takrayi

Ped cheekh pda

Usney ek do kachchey aam lakadhaare k sir pe de maare

Par

Uska nishaana chuk gya

Aam paas mein daane chugti murgi k chonch pe ja lge

Murgi ne aav dekha n taav

Bhaagne lgi

Saamney laal chintiyon ki bobiy (ant house) thi

Usney chonch bobiy mein ghusaa di

Chintiyon ko lga

Kisi dushman ne hamla kar diya hai

Woh idhar udhar bhaagne lgi

Paas mein ekk monkey dhoop senk rha tha

Chintiyaan us se ja chipti

Bandar dard k maare cheekhta hua kheton ki taraf bhaaga

Khet mein ekk donkey ghaas kha rha tha

Bandar ne use kaat khaaya

Donkey ne tilmilatey huye dullatti maari

Dulatti kele(banana) k ped ko lgi

Woh saare gir padey

Unmen se ekk ped par nanhi si chidiya rhti thi

Ped girey to uska nest toot gya

Maarey gussey mein woh udi

Nadi mein ekk elephant bath kar rhaa tha

Chidiya uske kaan mein ghus gyi

Elephant to mad ho gya jaise

Woh nadi se nikal bhaaga

Raaatey mein ekk buddhi aurat ka ghar tha

Elephant uski jhopdi ko raudta chala gya

........
Old lady haath mein danda liye huye elephant k paas gyi

Boli
Kyun re,tune meri jhopdi kyun girayi?

Mere kaan mein chidia ghus gyi thi

Woh chidia k paas gyi

Boli
Kyun ri,tu hathi k kaan mein kyun ghusi
?

Donkey ne mera ghosla kyun toda?

Old lady donkey k paas gyi

Donkey ne monkey par saara iljaam daal dia

Monkey ne laal chintiyon par dosh madha

Lady laal chintiyon k paas gyi

Chintiyon ne bola

Murgi ki galti

Murgi boli

Ped ne aam kyun maarey

Ped bola

Lakadhaarey se pucho

Usney mera badan kyun chalni kia?

Lakadhara
Bechaara
Maasoomiyat se bola

Na machli pair se takrati
Na aisa hota
Saari galti machhli ki

Ab
Sabne mil ke us machhli ko pakda

Sab bole

Isne hmko khoob ldaya,nuksaan kiya
Isko sazaa milni chahiye

Ab kyaa ho iski sazaa?

Sab sochne lge
Isko garam pani mein daal dete hain

Ab sawaal utha

Garam pani kahaan se aaye

Old lady boli

Meri jhopdi mein ekk matka hai

Usmen pani bharte hain

Chulhey pe rakhte hain

Machhli rakh k nichey se aag lga dete hain

Sabki sahmati bni

Phir

Donkey matka laaya

Murgi chulha laayi

Elephant lakdi le aaya

Matke mein pani bhara gya

Machhli ko usmen daal diya gya

Makta chulhey pe rakha gya

Lakdi lga di gyi

Ab lo

Chulhaa jale kaise?

Budhi aurat diasalai lene gyi

Sab chulhey ko ghere baith gye

Dophar ho gyi

Old lady lauti ni ab tak
Mujhe bhukh lgi hai,main aata hoon kele kha k

Elephant yeh bol k nikal lia

Main thoda ghaas kha loon,tum sab dekho tb tk

Donkey bhi nikal liya

Main bhi ek do aam kha k aata hoon

Bandar yeh kahte huye chala gya

Dheere dheere sab nikal liye,abhi aane ko bol k

Lady aayi

Koi na tha

Khair

Chuley mein aag lagai

Aur

Intzaar karne lgi sabka

Kuchh wqt baad sabhi lautey

Kha pee kr

Donkey ne matke mein jhanka

Pani ubal rha tha

Par

Machhli?

Sab hairaan

Pareshaan

Phir

Dhakkam dhukki

Matka chulhey par gira

Pani garam tha

Kisi ka hath jala

Kisi ka face

Kisi ka pet

Matka to phut gya

Chulha bhi toot gya
Nalaayakon

Lady jor se chikhi

Haathi ne mera ghar toda
Tum sab ne mera chulha,matka bhi tod diya

Usne chulhey se jalti lkdi uthai

Saare wahaan se bhaage

Lakadhaara ped k pichhe chhupa

Budiya ki nazar padi

Tu kya dekh raha hai?

Kulhaadi
Lakadhaara bola

Kyaaaaaa,tu mujhe kulhadi se marega

Aag babula ho gyi old lady

Lakadhaara sir pe pair rakh bhaaga to bhaag hi gya

Phir woh kabhi nadi kinare nhi gya

Ekk kahani

Ekk kahani
Sachchi hai ya hai jhuthi
Socha nahi
Maine bhi suni
Kisi aur ki jubani

Khair
Jo bhi ho
Achchhi lgi
Mann ko mere yeh sachchi lagi

Ekk tha ldka
Ekk panjabi family mein paida hua
Father ki thi ekk sabji ki dukan
Aur tha rehne ko ekk chhota sa makaan
Jindagi tanghaal thi
Phir bhi
Khush haal thi

Pita roj sabjiyan bechta
Jo bhi tha kamata
Us se tha parivaar chalta

Ekk din ki hai yeh baat
Laga tha baazaar
Chal rhi thi haat

Pita ko khana dene ladka tha aaya
Pita ko potli thamayi
Aur muskuraya

Babu ji
10 paise dena

Pita bola
Ekk ghante dukan sambhal
Phir deta hoon

Ladke ne mna kar diya
Kuchh na bola aage
Bas
Chal diya

Phir kya tha
Raat ko pita jab lauta ghar
Bulaya ldke ko
Aur bola phir

Kyun re manna
Sabji nhi bechega
To kya karega
India ka prime minister banega

Ladke ne socha
Ekk pal
Apna sir uthaya
Aur bola

Ji babu ji

Dat boy manna is now india's present prime minister
Dr. Manmohan singh